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"If a person offends you and you are
in doubt as to whether it was intentional
or not, do not resort to extreme measures.
Simply watch your chance and
hit him with a brick."

--Mark Twain

I never drink water, fish fornicate in it.

--W. C. Fields

Lead us not into temptation.
Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.

--Sam Levenson

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Infomatic is a simple database app written in Visual Basic 6.0
It contains humor, trivia, quotes, philosophy...in short, anything
that interests me.

If you would like a copy, click here (INFOMATIC.ZIP)
(Zipped file for Windows 9x)

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To install:

1. Download INFOMATIC.ZIP to a temporary folder (remember where you save it!)
   
2. Unzip INFOMATIC.ZIP.
   
3. From the 'Start' Menu select 'Run' and find 'SETUP.EXE' in the folder you used in the first step.